Back to the 90s Verse 1 Cruisin' down the street, I’m rockin’ to the beat (chillin) My Pager on these JNCOS, Red lights blinkin' on my feet (so fly!) Er’body do the Carlton, Alpine system boom bumpin thumpin Wu-Tang, Outkast, Biggie Smalls, Beastie Boys Pearl Jam mix tape, turn it up, make some noise Pre Chorus 1 Let’s go back to the Nineties (Word), A. I. M. -- I’ve Got Mail (Welcome) Double Dare don’t slime me Oogachacca, Chumbawumba, Mutant Turtles — cowabunga (Dude) Do the macarena, keep away Lorena (Aaaah!) A Beanie Baby may be worth a million dollars later Got my Easy Bake Oven on the table, servin’ up pizza on a bagel Chorus 1 Take me back to the years I’m missin’ All day, all night, french kissing Oh how you helped me grow I never wanna let you go Girl you took my breathe away Gotta a whole lot more to say What’s another rhyme for “aaay”? I wish that we could stay In the nineties In the nineties In the nineties In the nineties Verse 2 Mossimo shirt, No Fear, Rollerblades (Fresh) Gary Payton to Shawn Kemp on fire in arcades [NBA Jam] (Boomshakalaka!) Huff and puff on my Super Nintendo Patty Mayonnaise won’t you Tickle My Elmo? Super soaker blast, Slip n Slide, Skip-It! If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit (Guilty!) Pre Chorus 2 Let’s go back to the Nineties, Blockbuster VHS (Rewind!) Winnie Cooper do you like me? I hope you circle YES (Please!) Uncle Jesse, Ren and Stimpy, Monica Lewinsky Tommy Pickles, Hungry Hippos, have you met my Furby? (hey.) Fly honeys in da Chatroom (Sup’ girl?) Who loves Orange Soda? I do I do I do ooooooh! Chorus 2 Take me back to the years I’m missin’ All day, all night, french kissing Oh how you helped me grow I never wanna let you go Girl you took my breathe away Gotta a whole lot more to say What’s another rhyme for “aaay”? I wish that we could stay Female Chorus Section In the nineties In the nineties In the nineties In the nineties Verse 3 Rollin with my homey, Lunchables and Bologna Chef Boyardee can, cheese and macaroni Don’t have a cow, you da bomb, I’m siked Mighty Morphin power up and be like Mike! Big Boss Bob Ross, give this tree a friend Tanya Harding’s coming (Aaah) I’ll never skate again! Trapper Keeper, Scantron, Lisa Frank patch Cut yo' head off -- Celebrity Death Match! (Let’s get it on!) Grunge Bridge Past my bedtime and I DON’T CARE No more rules, Mom -- I’ll go BEZERK! Blast my Napster and spike my hair I hate HOMEWOOOORK! R&B Bridge Nineties, I salute your shorts Beavis, Butthead, pillow forts There’s Nine-oh-two-one-ooooh And Steve Urkel Chorus 3 Take me back to the years I’m missin’ All day, all night, french kissing Oh how you helped me grow I never wanna let you go Girl you took my breathe away Gotta a whole lot more to say What’s another rhyme for “aaay”? I wish that we could stay In the nineties In the nineties In the nineties In the nineties In the nineties In the nineties In the nineties In the nineties

LITTLE DUDE ANTHEM Jensen Reed & Ben Giroux Verse 1 I’m a little dude I don’t give a fuck Hoes bend over when I walk in the club Down here shawty let me light a flare Goddammit you are beautiful And also have nice cuticles How ‘bout we get some drinks from the bar? FUCK top shelf, I’m Kamikaze superstar While I’m at it can I give you these flats? Your stilettos look like circus stilts Waiting to collapse I don’t go down I go up on you girl Brought my Sherpas so the game’s tight Ready for a BIG night The shortest monkeys have the longest schlongs I been starin’ at that ass all night long Five foot two hung like a mule Pimp walk sideways up my stepstool Save a horse ride a jockey baby And then maybe…you’ll get lucky lady lucky lady Chorus All my little dudes throw your hands in the air Freak a top model like you just don’t care (bounce bounce bounce bounce) This party ain’t ready for us x2 All my little dudes throw your hands in the air (bounce bounce bounce bounce) Buy out the boys section like you don’t care This party ain’t ready for us x2 Verse 2 About to conquer this club like Napoleon DJ, turn that shit up! Kids size 5s getting busy busy One shot’s all it takes…I’m dizzy dizzy Now your girl’s lookin at me like she wants it Do the oompah loompah slow and low Leprechauns get that money! Pot of gold at the end of the rainbow Boob eye level, bass no treble Let me get them digits Papa Smurf will treat you special Mini-me eeny meeny miney mo bring yo friend I could be your cuddle buddy…dirty Teddy Ruxpin Makin’ bank every Christmas I’m a mall elf Got jingle balls baby Don’t hog me for yourself Do you wanna smash in the back of my Mini Cooper…my Mini Cooper? It’s super duper! Chorus Bridge Little man, little man how you ball so hard How you make us feel so weak inside and steal our hearts? Little man, little man, you’re the fuckin’ best! We’d love you go back home with you but we have one request Can our Asian roommate join in? She don’t wanna feel left out Would it be ok with you if we handcuff you right now? Chorus